Riddle- When is a rape not a rape?
Answer- When the accused rapist is the son of a police commissioner.
That's right folks. The man who currently co-hosts the Fox tv show "Good Day New York" has just squeaked out of a
potentially sticky situation.Greg Kelly, son of the New York City police commissioner Ray Kelly, is the person of interest here.
Apparently some deranged stalker decided to audition for a role in Fatal Attraction 2 by reporting to the police that Mr. Kelly
raped and impregnated her at an office party. But since she never got around to telling anyone about it for a few months, the
charges have been dropped. There seems to be evidence of some canoodling however. Not to worry- Daddy Ray will make it all
go away. Kind of like the way he disappears the records of his "stop and frisk" and racial profiling programs.
But let's give Greg Kelly his due. His experience as a marine jet pilot and as an imbedded war journalist make him eminently qualified
to command a Today show clone. Why at any time he may be called upon to take an intrepid stab at preparing deviled eggs or
to make an a valiant speculation about which starlet is sleeping with Aston Kutcher. And of course it doesn't hurt that is father is Ray Kelly.
Answer- When the accused rapist is the son of a police commissioner.
That's right folks. The man who currently co-hosts the Fox tv show "Good Day New York" has just squeaked out of a
potentially sticky situation.Greg Kelly, son of the New York City police commissioner Ray Kelly, is the person of interest here.
Apparently some deranged stalker decided to audition for a role in Fatal Attraction 2 by reporting to the police that Mr. Kelly
raped and impregnated her at an office party. But since she never got around to telling anyone about it for a few months, the
charges have been dropped. There seems to be evidence of some canoodling however. Not to worry- Daddy Ray will make it all
go away. Kind of like the way he disappears the records of his "stop and frisk" and racial profiling programs.
But let's give Greg Kelly his due. His experience as a marine jet pilot and as an imbedded war journalist make him eminently qualified
to command a Today show clone. Why at any time he may be called upon to take an intrepid stab at preparing deviled eggs or
to make an a valiant speculation about which starlet is sleeping with Aston Kutcher. And of course it doesn't hurt that is father is Ray Kelly.
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