No! Kate Hudson was not a descendent of Henry Hudson. Perhaps you thought she was famous Rock Hudson's daughter. (If you did, Google “Rock Hudson’s sex life” and you’ll find out quickly it was biologically impossible for this dude to procreate.)
Maybe the fact that her mother is Goldie Hawn from the unfunny 1960's 'Laugh-In' and a series of very average movies for over thirty years had some influence. Not familiar with Hawn? Then rent Hawn flick 'Overboard' or better yet, put on TBS at 3AM any day of the week and it’ll be on.
Goldie eventually moved in with Kurt Russell (Overboard co-star), who Kate considers her actual father. A talentless actress raised by two huge movie stars and given the key to fame in Hollywood. (The worst part is, I’ll be saying same thing about Shiloh Jolie-Pitt or Suri Cruise in the year 2024.)
In the last decade, after a promising start in ‘Almost Famous’, Hudson starred in a never-ending precession of awful Rom-Coms such as "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days", "My Best Friend's Girl", and "Bride Wars". Some of these movies also starred the talentless, shirtless pothead freak Matt Mcconaughey. (Not exactly sure which ones, but I’m too lazy to check on IMDB, so just trust me.)
Also Hudson’s reverse Midas touch extended to the world of sports. She dated Alex Rodriguez, 3rd basemen for the NY Yankees. Years ago, A-Rod was an incredible 'five tool' player & future Hall Of Famer. After just a few months with Hudson, A-Rod was exposed as a 'roid head, and became a player who chokes so much in big game situations, the Yankees actually trained their first base coach on how give the Heimlich Maneuver. A-Rod is no longer a 'five tool' player, he’s just a plain tool.
Nice going Kate Hudson. Or should I just call you Kate Hawn Russell Jr?
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